Thank you OPEC
Maybe we have been too pre-occupied celebrating winning the Cold War in 1990 without firing a shot. Our
current long-term economy is looking HIGHLY problematical...and we are now seriously considering a candidate who
served in the U.S. Senate barely 4 months before opening a campaign for President? Even now he has been in the
U.S. Senate only 18 months total. C'mon America, GET SERIOUS AND THINK FOR A CHANGE! Start by thinking
The OPEC minister may look you in the eye and say,
'We are at war with you infidels and have been since
the embargo in the 1970s. You are so arrogant you
haven't even recognized it. You have more missiles,
bombs, and technology; so we are fighting with the
best weapon we have and extracting on a net basis
about $700 billion/year out of your economy. We will
destroy you! Death to the infidels!
While I am here I would like to thank you for the
following : Not developing your 250-300 year supply
of oil shale and tar sands. we know if you did this,
it would create thousands of jobs for U.S. citizens,
expand your engineering capabilities, and keep the
wealth in the U.S. instead of sending it to us to
finance our war against you infidels.
Thanks for limiting defense dept. purchases of
oil sands from your neighbors to the north. We love
it when you confuse your allies.
Thanks for over regulating every segment of your
economy and thus delaying, by decades, the
development of alternate fuel technologies.
Thanks for limiting drilling off your coasts, in
Alaska, and anywhere there is an insect, bird, fish,
or plant that might be inconvenienced. Better that
your people suffer. Glad to see our lobbying efforts
have been so effective with at least one or your
Corn based Ethanol. Praise Allah for this sham
program! Perhaps you will destroy yourself from the
inside with theses types of policies. This is a
gift from Allah, praise his name! We never would
have thought of this one! This is better than when
you pay your farmers NOT TO GROW FOOD. Have
them use more energy to create less energy, and
simultaneously drive up food prices. Thank you
And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleece
you without end. You will be glad to know we have
been accumulating shares in your banks, real estate,
and publicly held companies. We also finance a good
portion of your debt and now manipulate your
markets, currency, and economies for our benefit.
THANK YOU AMERICA!
/s/ LeRoy Collins, Jr.