LeRoy Collins Commentary 150

Commentary #150
22 March 2008

The Pasta Diet

For those who worry about their weight, here is a free solution recently forwarded to me by a friend who studies such things. IS ANYBODY THERE?.....DOES ANYBODY CARE? LC

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The Pasta Diet and Your Health
  1. You walka pasta da bakery.
  2. You walka pasta da candy store.
  3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
  4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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/s/ LeRoy Collins, Jr.
www.leroycollins.org


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